Louis Smit, son of Andy Smit, proprietor of Whittaker’s Store,
tells an amusing story of an escapade out to sea and coming back through the
river mouth. This story is told here
verbatim, as this is part of its appeal.
The words in italics should be read in Afrikaans.
“Dave Banks, my brother-in-law,
had a boat and we went out to sea to do some fishing. Kevin (Daniel) and I went
out, with Dave as the skipper. It was
high tide when we went out through the river mouth but we didn’t catch
anything, hell, so we decided to go back; the sharks were taking all our
bait. We got back to the river mouth,
but it was low tide by then, but we got stuck on a sand bank in the middle of
the blerrie mouth, hey. Kevin and myself were overboard, pushing the
boat off the sandbar, Dave was driving the boat when he suddenly reached deeper
water and shouted ‘Jump on!’ I got on but God,
we left Kevin behind – in that shark-infested blerrie Umzimvubu! Poor
Kevin! I was shouting ‘Dave, Dave, stop!’ Kevin just about walked across the
water to get to the boat hey!! You
don’t want to be left behind in that water.
Kevin and I
talked about it just recently when I saw him.
It happened in 1981, and he said to me just the other day ‘Do you remember
that time I got left behind by the ski boat?’
We refused to go out to sea with
Dave again after that. He got other poephols to go out to sea with him. Dave wasn't the best skipper!"
Same incident but a completely different memory. This is Kevin's response to the story:
"Louis Smit seems to have conveniently forgotten earlier that day
out at sea when yours truly was dispatched to the front of the boat to
throw the anchor out. We were sitting an Easterly chop, short, sharp and
frequent waves making things very uncomfortable. I reached into the
hatch, and pulled out a massive bunch-up of anchor rope. I managed to
unravel enough to tie onto another boat instead of dropping anchor, and
on that crazy sea, our boat would drift to one side, then it would snap
around and drift the other way. As the boat did this, it sent me off
into the sea, still clutching the bunch of remaining rope. That was a
frightening experience, and the rope held me alongside the boat, and
both Dave and Louis both rushed to the side to pull me back in, and
nearly capsized the boat.
The boat up ahead
undid the rope and we headed back to the shallow river mouth, where the
second disaster took place in that chocolate brown water. (That's why
Dave couldn't see the sandbank). The boat lay on one side, Louis
conveniently on the lower side, which is why he got back on so quickly. I
was hanging off the other side, feet not even touching at times.
That
didn't stop us crewing out to sea, but both of us either had a golfing
commitment or the surf was pumping whenever Dave suggested we go deep
sea fishing again with him. Dave eventually sold the boat."
Great story. A hoot.
ReplyDeletePicturing the scene I fell off the chair with laughter!!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the stories.
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